COMEDY HOUR

Friday, January 27, 2012

Two-drink minimum for the “On the Mound” seminar with Farmer, Coop, Jesse Crain, Matt Thornton, Gavin Floyd, Will Ohman and Chris Sale.

-Ohman on what Coop says when he comes to the mound: “The manager usually comes out for me.  I have a five-minute rule.”

-Coop was asked about acquiring Thornton prior to the ’06 season: “I told Kenny, “If you can get Thornton, we can help him.” To which Thornton replied, “What was wrong with me?”

-Thornton on the Tigers: “They have question marks, too. No doubt about it.  You know what, screw ‘em!”

-Chris Sale when asked if his wife can cook: “Are you saying I’m thin?”  (For the record: he’s at “178 pounds today.”)

-Thornton while looking at Gavin’s v-neck sweater: “Did you get that sweater for your birthday?”

-Coop on his plans for Gavin this season: “He’ll be a starter.”

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